23rd February 2008

Harbhajan Singh

In what I promise will be the last sportsperson for a little while, capsule I am going to start by declaring that Harbhajan Singh is a tool.  However, the more I think about the situation that leads me to dislike Harbhajan, the more I wonder whether the label should be transferred to the India Board of Cricket, or perhaps even the International Cricket Council (ICC) itself.

Harbhajan Singh

You see, I have always said that some sportspeople are made, not born.  Those who don’t have a natural gift often have to develop mental techniques to overcome their physical inadequacies, and the most common example of this is over-confidence or arrogance.  Many think Lleyton Hewitt is a tool – I don’t.  I believe he is a fighter, and does everything he can to make himself believe he is good enough, which can alienate the common person who simply doesn’t understand this headspace.   Perhaps this is what is going on with Singh?

Perhaps not.

Harbhajan Singh is a serial on-field trouble-maker, with transgressions ranging from common dissent to very common (as in the type of person you are if you do this) racial abuse.  See Cricket’s Day of Shame for details about his latest and most disgusting episode.  Large sections of the Indian cricket fans took to calling Andrew Symonds a “big monkey” whilst he was touring their country.  Whilst this may sound cute to some of you, it is a genuine racial slur over there.  Harbhajan, rather than correctly taking up a stance against that behaviour, chose to carry it onto the field.  For those of you who think he is just taking Australia’s reputation for sledging to another level, take one look into his eyes.  The eyes are the windows to the soul, and that look is enough to tell you he is not one of the gentlemen of cricket.

Cricket in India is pretty much a religion, and in their fervor it’s followers do and say some very stupid things.  I’m currently watching “An Aussie Goes Bolly”, which documents an Aussie’s adventures travelling around India to watch Australia’s most recent tour.  It’s scary how supposedly civilized people can become so uncivilized when emotions take over.  It is this emotion and passion, and a lot of money, that seems to result in India’s special treatment from the ICC when it comes to applying discipline to it’s team and players.

India’s Board of Control thinks it rules the game and can determine it’s future because they have so much money and support.  The last time I checked, the custodian of the game of cricket was the MCC (Marylbone Cricket Club), not India,  and the governing body is the ICC.  So that Harbhajan Singh has been able to get away with so much unruly and unacceptable behavior is as much the ICC’s fault as his own.  I do think the ICC is staffed by a bunch of tools, but ultimately there is no way Harbhajan can transfer blame to them for what are truly personal character flaws.

So, welcome to my Tool Box, Harbhajan Singh.  And whilst you’re in there, don’t try calling my hammer a spanner.  He’s not afraid of the Indian Board of Control and is likely to give you a well-deserved hammering.

Author: The Handyman | Posted in dissent, Harbhajan Singh, India, racism, Sports | 0 Comments

19th February 2008

Ben Cousins

I’ll announce up front that the following post is probably going to alienate many women.  But I qualify this with the statement that if there was a female version of the word “tool”, site I would most likely apply it to all women who find Ben Cousins attractive.  With the exception of someone in particular who knows they are wrong, more about but can’t bear to admit it. 😉

Ben Cousins

OK, page so Ben is another footballer.  I’ll run out of these quickly and move onto more global subjects next, but right now footy is dominating my mind.   Ben Cousins was once the king of AFL.  King of the West Coast.  Public king-pin of the Perth underworld, some might say.  Well, maybe I’m overstating that just a little too much.  Let’s just say that his choice of friends was poor at best.  Ben is a very good looking man – even I can see that.  It’s fortunate that most intelligent women need more than a great body to float their boat, and Ben currently sucks at anything other than footy and looks.  The massive tattoo across his stomach says it all “Such is Life”.  Shows he really thinks about consequences, eh?

Ben Cousins started life like any boy with greater than average sporting ability, joined the West Coast Eagles at the time of their ascension to power and rose through the ranks of the AFL to become it’s most elite representative – a winner of the Brownlow medal.  (Overseas folk – Wikipedia is your friend).  Whilst doing so he got caught up in the excesses associated with the level of hero worship applied by the locals to this bunch of pseudo-gods.  This included social drug use,  crazy escapades with gun-toting underworld figures, and rampant night-clubbing often ending in members of the public witnessing Ben at his drunken, drugged worst.  Ben has since been caught, banned from AFL, and is supposedly in rehab – although at the time of writing he doesn’t seem to take that seriously.

What makes Ben a tool is his inability to understand his position of responsibility, and to act in a mature fashion.  Let’s face it, many of the general public act no differently to he.  In his favour he has a level of intelligence that, if applied correctly,  and combined with a recognition of the need to grow up, will result in a resurrection of sorts.  For now, he appears to be only interesting in partying.

Wayne Carey is a lost cause.  Ben Cousins, whilst made of the same raw material, may yet be saved.

Author: The Handyman | Posted in Ben Cousins, drugs, Sports | 0 Comments

5th February 2008

Wayne Carey

What a great way to kick off a new year, breast a new blog, and The Tool Box.

Wayne Carey media

Wayne Carey.

I could end it right there, and you’d all have read enough. However, this being a global internet, there are many of you out there who could use more information.
Where do I start? Firstly, Wayne Carey was a very good Aussie Rules footballer. A very, very good one. One we all loved to hate unless we barracked for his team, North Melbourne (The Kangaroos to you modern young things).
Wayne began to allow his on-field arrogance ooze over into his personal, and unfortunately oh so public life, resulting in some of the following alleged and actual acts:

  • Sexual harrassment
  • Drunken violence
  • Having an affair with his vice-captain’s wife
  • Sleeping with anything that moved
  • Giving character evidence for a well-known underworld figure
  • Attacking his girlfriend more than once
  • Attacking police more than once
  • Arrogance beyond mortal limits
  • Being a very unattractive man

Wayne Carey collage

From the first day I laid eyes on Wayne Carey, I just knew he was a man to be naturally disliked. I have since been proven right, and the inaugural Tool Box award could not be given to a more deserving individual.

Congratulations Wayne, your trophy is in the mail. Or it will be if you ever come back out of hiding…

Author: The Handyman | Posted in Sports, Violent, Wayne Carey, Womanisers | 0 Comments

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